Lady Clankington's Little Death Ray - SOLD OUT

The Story

During a bridge match, a completely innocent comment regarding the recent activities of Lord Chagsworth led to our heroine Lady Clankington being challenged to dual by the gentleman's wife. Upon hearing the terms of the duel (to be held in the bed chambers with the doors bared and only the seconds as witnesses) Lady Clankington nearly laughed, thinking she was far to experienced to possibly fail. Later that night, Lord Chagsworth leaned over and whispered into her ear that Lady Chagsworth was rather “quick on the draw” with her weapon of choice, which she kept next to the bed at all times. At this, Lord Chagsworth and Lady Clankington finished their game of hide the penny and immediately rushed out to visit Dr. Visbaun’s laboratory.

“I vill haf yu Veapon ready in de mornink!”

That next morning they met in the center of the room with weapons in hand, turned and walked five paces to matching lounge chairs, the handkerchief fell…

Yes, Lady Chagsworth was quick on the draw but armed with her brand new “Little Death Ray”, Lady Clankington definitely got off the first shot.

To clean or replace the barrel of your raygun, simply unscrew the two halves, like so.

Our "Little Death Ray" is handmade of acrylic by our craftsmen, here in Pennsylvania, USA. Please allow 2-4 weeks for US delivery and 4-6 weeks for international delivery.


Each piece will be engraved with a serial number from 1 to 100.


The barrel (vibrator) is available in Bronze (shown) and Gunmental.  Please specify which color you would like.

These specifications are for the vibrator only.


Material / Texture:


Material: Plastic

Texture: Smooth

Safety features: Phthalate free / Hypo-allergenic / Food-grade material / Latex free

Design / Shape / Size:

      Insertable length: 6 3/4"
      Circumference: 4"
      Diameter: 1 1/4"
      Weight: 0.4 lb

Functions / Performance / Controls:

      Functions: Vibrating
      Special Features:

  • Waterproof
  • Powerful
  • Multispeed

      Control type: Dial-base
      Powered By: 2 C Batteries (included)

Disclaimer: This product is a novelty item and is not intended to be used as a weapon or to violate any laws in your place of residence.  Please consult the FAQ for our return policy.

Customer Reviews

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  • Mad_Scientist (Thursday, August 19 10 01:48 pm EDT)

    Truly a fantastic product!!! Everyone loves it when I pull this out of the holster at parties.

    Pew! Pew! BZZZZZ!!! Yay!

  • autoversicherung (Friday, October 29 10 03:42 am EDT)

    last few days our group held a similar talk about this subject and you illustrate something we haven't covered yet, appreciate that.

    - Kris

  • rachat credits (Thursday, November 04 10 08:13 am EDT)

    I agree with most of your points, but a few need to be discussed further, I will hold a small discussion with my buddies and perhaps I will ask you some suggestion soon.

    - Rob

  • rachat credit (Monday, November 29 10 12:25 am EST)

    I like browsing your site for the reason that you can constantly bring us new and awesome stuff, I feel that I must at least say a thank you for your hard work.

    - Henry

  • Fidelia (Monday, August 22 11 10:56 pm EDT)

    What a joy to find such clear tihnknig. Thanks for posting!

  • Brian Lapham (Thursday, November 17 11 08:23 pm EST)

    Please let us know when more of these become available!

  • Khannea (Friday, January 13 12 11:21 am EST)

    Le petit mort! Le noisay criquette!

  • Yuenas (Monday, August 06 12 06:11 pm EDT)

    I think it’s pretty inesitetrng… Even though you do have a point with getting records that are actually meaningful, I think this is still something that can be looked as “pretty cool” and “unique” in
    the future. Thanks for posting!

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