Infernal Devices

Lady Clankington, heiress and adventuress, is quite well-known for her appetite for the new and unique. Indeed, she was once the subject of quite a stir, for gentlemen known to be in her employ had been disappearing without a trace and horrors of the most frightening sort were left to the imagination. Upon later investigation, it was discovered that these individuals weren't even men at all!

 

Due to her voracious desire for endless...adventure, her husband (an industrialist of some note) expired from exhaustion long ago. In a fit of frustration, Lady Clankington employed the genius of one Dr. Visbaun to create a cadre of strapping automatons that would finally grant her the only company able to keep up with her unending desire...for adventure. As brilliant and well-built as these mechanisms were, even these poor fellows kept wearing out.

 

Ever more frustrated and in need of satisfaction, Lady Clankington commissions Dr. Visbaun to create various enticements of a most diabolical nature. Each design has been well tested by the lady, herself.

 

Each design will be in a limited edition of 100 numbered pieces and includes a certificate of authenticity.  Once each design is sold out, it is gone for good!

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Lady Clankington's Disciplinary Assurance Device - $39
Replacement Death Ray barrel - Gunmetal - $14
Replacement Death Ray barrel - Bronze - $14
Black Beauty Little Death Ray - SOLD OUT!
Little Death Ray, Mk 3 - SOLD OUT!
Little Death Ray, Mk 2 - SOLD OUT!
Original Little Death Ray - SOLD OUT!
Butt Rogers Uranium Pistol - Currently Unavailable

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