Infernal Devices

Lady Clankington, heiress and adventuress, is quite well-known for her appetite for the new and unique. Indeed, she was once the subject of quite a stir, for gentlemen known to be in her employ had been disappearing without a trace and horrors of the most frightening sort were left to the imagination. Upon later investigation, it was discovered that these individuals weren't even men at all!

 

Due to her voracious desire for endless...adventure, her husband (an industrialist of some note) expired from exhaustion long ago. In a fit of frustration, Lady Clankington employed the genius of one Dr. Visbaun to create a cadre of strapping automatons that would finally grant her the only company able to keep up with her unending desire...for adventure. As brilliant and well-built as these mechanisms were, even these poor fellows kept wearing out.

 

Ever more frustrated and in need of satisfaction, Lady Clankington commissions Dr. Visbaun to create various enticements of a most diabolical nature. Each design has been well tested by the lady, herself.

 

Stay tuned for more Infernal Devices, coming soon!

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Little Death Ray, Mark 3B

New and improved! Made from molded resin to be lighter, stronger, and less expensive! Use this ray gun with obscene caution. 

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Little Death Ray, Mark 3B

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New and improved! Made from molded resin to be lighter, stronger, and less expensive! Use this ray gun with obscene caution. 

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Red Zeppelin

Do you sometime have trouble getting all the way to your destination? Lady Clankington has applied her considerable expertease to this problem. Buy Now!

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Red Zeppelin

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Do you sometime have trouble getting all the way to your destination? Lady Clankington has applied her considerable expertease to this problem. Buy Now!


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Lady Clankington's Disciplinary Assurance Device

Good help is always hard to find. Leather paddle with brass rivets and inlaid brass sheeting, featuring a cut-out cog design.

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Lady Clankington's Disciplinary Assurance Device

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Good help is always hard to find. Leather paddle with brass rivets and inlaid brass sheeting, featuring a cut-out cog design.

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Replacement Little Death Ray Barrel

Have you worn out the barrel on your Little Death Ray, due to frequent dueling?  Never fear!  We are more than happy to provide you with a replacement. Buy Now!

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Replacement Little Death Ray Barrel

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Our products are intended for adults age 18 and over. Lady Clankington makes no warranties and cannot guarantee the fitness of a product for a particular purpose. Our products are primarily intended to be art. As a result, any product sold by Lady C is sold "as is", and you the buyer assume the risk as to the particular performance and quality of the product.

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Sarah Hunter (Lady Clankington)
P.O. Box 61608
Harrisburg, PA 17106


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